COMING SOON

July 20 - 29, 2018
Local Playwrights, Short Plays, Endless Laughs!

Short plays written by Pacific Northwest playwrights.
All comedies! All fantastic! All family friendly!
Perfect summer entertainment.

Fri & Sat at 7:30pm, Sun at 2pm

Presented in collaboration with the Tim Noah Thumbnail Theater

Season 11
2018/2019

Season tickets are now available for pre-order online.
Download the form to mail in or order now on our secure site.
Imagine getting caught in public with your skirt blown over your head and nothing but your bloomers on display for all to see! That's the premise of Carl Sternheim's classic German play set in 1910. But when comic genius Steve Martin takes the story and runs with it, you get a fall-on-the-floor satirical send-up of Bourgeois conservatism that'll keep you giggling for days. 
Produced with permission of Sam French Inc.
Back by popular demand, it's a new twist on last season's crowd pleasing holiday hit "Twist of the Magi". Make it a holiday tradition to roar at this funny fractured version of O'Henry's classic tale, "Gift of the Magi". Set in a 1940's radio station as a live on-air broadcast and featuring the tuneful trilogy, "The Twisted Sisters," this farcical comedy is the perfect holiday recipe for the whole family!
Sell outs likely so get your tickets early!
Produced with permission of GettRich Enterprises
Stonehenge. The lost city of Atlantis. Bigfoot. There are a lot of compelling mysteries in the universe. But none of them can compare to our upcoming announcement this September when we divulge the secret title of our February 2019 comedy. All we can say is that it’s worth waiting for! Trust the Phoenix Theatre to bring you the most exciting and hilarious comedy theatre in the country.
Marilyn is a garrulous optimist who insists she never gets angry. Abby’s a misanthropic loner who’s afraid of nothing. Forced to room together in their retirement home, these two adversaries wager over who moves out and who gets the bed by the window. When their slightly sadistic practical jokes propel them into a skydiving challenge, they learn something about grabbing life and living fully that most people half their ages never understand.
Produced with permission by Dramatist's Play Service 
Divorcées Mary and Jo think their best friend Liz’s new beau, Jackson, is a serial killer. When Jackson announces plans to take Liz’s 19-year-old daughter, Amanda, on a camping expedition, Mary and Jo snap into FBI mode to apprehend the evil ruffian. The wild plot and slapstick antics lead the quirky cast into the red rocks of Southern Utah on a journey that will leave you laughing and prove that nothing is ever as simple as it appears to be.
​Produced with permission by Dramatist's Play Service 
Season Tickets
Never miss a sell-out show, get season tickets!
To buy season tickets call 206.533.2000 or download and mail in the form below. 
​Reserve your seats for all 5 shows during our upcoming season for the low price of $110 for general audiences and $98.00 for Students, Seniors 65+, and members of our US Military. 
  • ​Choose your preferred section of seating
  • Select from 1st, 2nd, or 3rd week of performances
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​We'll receive a list of your show dates, times and seats for each subscription. Please note, show times can be changed without worry to accommodate your schedule when requested in advance. ​​

Seating Policy & Very Important Information
In an effort to make our shows enjoyable for our patrons and actors, we have adopted the following policy:
1. The best way to purchase tickets is via our online ticketing system here: tickets
2. Call in reservations, without pre-payment, will be released 30 minutes before show time. Please make sure you arrive early or your seat(s) may be given away to a walk-in patron. 
​3. There will be no late seating. If you arrive after the show begins, you may enter the theatre at intermission.
4. Showtimes have changed! Beginning in July evening performances will begin at 7:30pm. Matinees will continue to run at 2pm. ​